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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by alexterri2 » Sat May 14, 2016 6:19 pm

If there's one thing that MP has taught me, its that every single wolf in Yellowstone is either black or white, has weird markings, blue/green/purple/mood changing eyes, jewelry, hair, and feather accessories, hunt deer and moose rather then elk, have strange powers, and are constantly being chased by hunters

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Post by -FireBreaker- » Sun May 15, 2016 10:59 am

I was in this interesting server a few hours ago, and it was pretty funny...
(I joined a server and we made it private)
Me (Raven): *Joins* Hey again
Willow: Hi
Rock: Hi
Snow: Hey
Me: Should we describe?
Snow: I'M ALPHA FEMALE
Willow: Wait, what?
Me: We are loners, not a pack...
Snow: I'M STILL THE ALPHA!
Me: Okay okay, fine...
Rock: ...
Willow: Let's just describe
(We all describe and start RP normally.)
Snow: "I'm the alpha!", Snow screams
Rock: Hears something, but ignores it
Snow: You can't ignore me! I'm the most beautiful wolf in the whole world! So stop it!
Me: ...
Willow: Okay
Snow: Somebody be my mate please
Me: No, it's against the rules
Snow: I'm leaving you all are being so mean to me! *Grows wings and slashes everyones throat*
Me: Umm...
Snow: *Leaves*
Willow: What was that
Rock: Let's just RP
Willow: Claims the whole Slough Creek has my territory
Me: ... *leaves*

Seriously, it was annoying and funny at the same time xD...
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Kamaal » Sun May 15, 2016 11:10 am

-FireBreaker- wrote:I was in this interesting server a few hours ago, and it was pretty funny...
(I joined a server and we made it private)
Me (Raven): *Joins* Hey again
Willow: Hi
Rock: Hi
Snow: Hey
Me: Should we describe?
Snow: I'M ALPHA FEMALE
Willow: Wait, what?
Me: We are loners, not a pack...
Snow: I'M STILL THE ALPHA!
Me: Okay okay, fine...
Rock: ...
Willow: Let's just describe
(We all describe and start RP normally.)
Snow: "I'm the alpha!", Snow screams
Rock: Hears something, but ignores it
Snow: You can't ignore me! I'm the most beautiful wolf in the whole world! So stop it!
Me: ...
Willow: Okay
Snow: Somebody be my mate please
Me: No, it's against the rules
Snow: I'm leaving you all are being so mean to me! *Grows wings and slashes everyones throat*
Me: Umm...
Snow: *Leaves*
Willow: What was that
Rock: Let's just RP
Willow: Claims the whole Slough Creek has my territory
Me: ... *leaves*

Seriously, it was annoying and funny at the same time xD...

Oh gosh best RP ever! XD
I ran out of snarky remarks, unfortunately.
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Post by -FireBreaker- » Sun May 15, 2016 12:56 pm

Kamaal wrote: Oh gosh best RP ever! XD
Yes, i agree. It was so amusing xD...
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by alexterri2 » Sun May 15, 2016 1:52 pm

So i just saw someone call Amethyst Mountain "africa"

I wonder if this person is aware that wolves don't live in africa.

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Post by Pelican » Mon May 16, 2016 4:16 pm

alexterri2 wrote:So i just saw someone call Amethyst Mountain "africa"

I wonder if this person is aware that wolves don't live in africa.

Actually, there are African wolves. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_golden_wolf

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Post by alexterri2 » Tue May 17, 2016 10:50 pm

Pelican wrote:
alexterri2 wrote:So i just saw someone call Amethyst Mountain "africa"

I wonder if this person is aware that wolves don't live in africa.

Actually, there are African wolves. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_golden_wolf
I meant african GREY wolves XD

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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Pelican » Thu May 19, 2016 2:53 pm

alexterri2 wrote:
Pelican wrote:
alexterri2 wrote:So i just saw someone call Amethyst Mountain "africa"

I wonder if this person is aware that wolves don't live in africa.

Actually, there are African wolves. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_golden_wolf


I meant african GREY wolves XD


Oh. I thought you meant wolves in general. :P

Edit: My friend and I were rping a scene where some volcanoes erupted, and this happened. (Sorry for double post it wont let me delete the other one)


Friend: Imagine the humans
Friend: "Frank dear could you hand me my glasses?"
Friend: "Thank you Frank. Is that a giant mushroom?" *puts glasses on*
Friend: "HOLY MOTHER OF-
Friend: "Are the neighbors watching that Game of Thrones again?
Friend: "No just a volcano exploding."
Friend: "So typical am I right Frank? Frank? You're snoring, it's shaking the house Frank, stop it."
Me: This is genius
Me: Pure genius

Not exactly word for word but that was comedy GOLD.
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Post by valkea » Mon May 30, 2016 4:09 pm

Please do not double post, Pelican. If you have something to add, edit your previous post instead.
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Shiverdam » Mon May 30, 2016 9:02 pm

Not a single experience, but when people overdescribe things. Like wow, chill. The text box for the chat is so small, and less is more, good lord. Can you imagine a book written like that, it would be thousands of pages long.

"The fireblightened she-wolf raised her audits, figurettes dancing in dawnlight before her. Scents of autumnlust twisted into her lungs, she exhaled winterfire and rose to her dew-painted paws" (just an example but wow that was tough to write)

Oh my LORD PLEASE RELAX. "Her ears perked forward, focused on the horizon as the sun rose. The damp smell of autumn roused her, and she rose to her feet." Short and sweet. More words doesn't always equal better writing.
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Post by DerpBacon » Tue May 31, 2016 1:24 pm

Shiverdam wrote:Not a single experience, but when people overdescribe things. Like wow, chill. The text box for the chat is so small, and less is more, good lord. Can you imagine a book written like that, it would be thousands of pages long.

"The fireblightened she-wolf raised her audits, figurettes dancing in dawnlight before her. Scents of autumnlust twisted into her lungs, she exhaled winterfire and rose to her dew-painted paws" (just an example but wow that was tough to write)

Oh my LORD PLEASE RELAX. "Her ears perked forward, focused on the horizon as the sun rose. The damp smell of autumn roused her, and she rose to her feet." Short and sweet. More words doesn't always equal better writing.
I absolutely agree with that statement. What's hilarious is how the people who type like that use words that are nowhere near the same as the word they used a substitute for. For example, some people use "audits" for "ears." If they care enough about good roleplaying posts, they'd open up a dictionary or go to a dictionary website to see that an audit is an official examination and verification of accounts and records, especially of financial accounts (thanks, dictionary site!) and not a synonym for ears.

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Post by Shiverdam » Tue May 31, 2016 4:52 pm

DerpBacon wrote: I absolutely agree with that statement. What's hilarious is how the people who type like that use words that are nowhere near the same as the word they used a substitute for. For example, some people use "audits" for "ears." If they care enough about good roleplaying posts, they'd open up a dictionary or go to a dictionary website to see that an audit is an official examination and verification of accounts and records, especially of financial accounts (thanks, dictionary site!) and not a synonym for ears.
Also they make up words to sound more eloquent. Eg "figurettes" is not a word, and yes someone did legit use it in a roleplay I was in. Relaaaaax. Writing essays in made-up languages is getting us nowhere, fast. I'd like the RP to PROGRESS, not halt due to your literary high-horse, thank you very much.
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Post by Kamaal » Tue May 31, 2016 5:15 pm

^ Oh wow... 'figurettes'? Really? Those people gone too far... They can be really amusing to watch however...
I ran out of snarky remarks, unfortunately.
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Post by Pelican » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:44 pm

my friends character riley was trying to calm down my villain character Delete who was really upset for complicated reasons I'm too lazy to explain and this happened


Riley: "I cant believe Im being a villain therapist
Me: lol shed be qualified for that job
Me: "What's on your resume, miss... Riley?"
Me: "What the heck is a resume?"
Me: "O.O"
Riley: LOL PUT THAT ON WQ FUNNIEST MOMENTS

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Post by Noctis_ » Wed Aug 24, 2016 2:03 am

This was earlier today, on a server as we were waiting for people to join so we could begin.

A: We're a serious RP, so no *eats food* or *sleeps*, okay?
B: I was in a roleplay once, and there was this one person who typed *breathes in and out* every five seconds ._.
C: Oml XD
D: Wow >.>
B: And then someone was like, 'Stop breathing too much!!' XDD
D: Lol
E: Are we going to start?
A: yes, just waiting for more people.
F: There aren't any people in Lost River :/ I wonder what happened to them?
Me: They breathed too much.
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