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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by PearlyReborn » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:57 am

I joined a roleplay that was supposedly realistic right as they were recovering from a hunter attack...

It went a little like this.

Me: Aren't hunters illegal in Yellowstone?
My Friend: Yeah.
Me: 1 MUST H4NDCUFF TH3 1LL3G4L HUNT3RS
My Friend: Pearly, why the T3R3Z1 VO1C3?
Me: B3C4US3 1 MUST BR1NG JUST1C3 TO Y3LLOWSTON3

Or something like that. It was funny, but it might not make sense to someone who doesn't know about Homestuck.
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Post by DeadWing » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:46 pm

Me(Shawn): Whos gonna be in the pack?
Meadow: Licks his cheek and tells him hes a good hunter
Meadow: I will

We hadn't started rping and the host ended the game right after that, We hadn't even described are wolves

Pup: Tries to hunt a bull elk and gets hit in the head,
My char his mom : Goes and helps him
Pup: Gets hurt again in the same way and does this like 3 times
Me: Stop doing this man,

Basically their pup kept being a idiot and running off and getting hurt and I got fed up with it
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Post by Sunset-Light » Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:11 pm

Going through the open servers to see if I can find any ridiculous RPs. Oh boy, the ridiculousness is real.

realisticlionRP- If it's in a wolf game, it's probably not realistic.

StrayDogsorWolvesRP- Pushing it?

PokemonRP- Yes, a wolf can create electricity and whip with its vines.

UndertaleRP- As much as I love Undertale... no. Just no.

CapturedWolvesRP- ...

DinosaurOrxmenRP- Uhhh......

stormsrp- Apparently wolves are actually clouds and wind.

WarriorCatsAbuseRP- I honestly don't know what to say about this one...

PamperedP3tsRP- Uhh... as long as nobody's RPing as a 21 foot rabbit?

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Post by Kyrozide » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:07 am

i've been seeing 'XMENORDINORP' by a certain user and it cracks me up every time.

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Post by Pepper » Thu Jul 27, 2017 2:11 pm

Thank you everyone for sharing these. I love a good laugh!

If you enjoy this thread you might also like The Secret Life of WQ Admin where I collect nuggets as I read the chat logs submitted with the abuse reports.
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Post by Windstrider » Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:26 pm

Some troll had named one of the pups 'IAmATurd', so of course we said things like '-picks up turd'. x'D We couldn't figure out who was doing it and the host ended the game eventually but it was pretty funny tbh.
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Post by Kyrozide » Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:42 am

I've recently come from a LonertoPackRP, and this one person was completely silent until they said, "My wolf has Jack Sparrow's personality btw" That really made me crack up.

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Post by PearlyReborn » Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:14 pm

Not really roleplay, but I remember someone in my Raise Pups server kept calling me "alpha"... Which is ironic, because I hate the term "alpha" with a passion. ::::P
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Post by Ecliptic » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:13 am

It wasn't even a roleplay originally, so I don't know if it counts, but it went something like this:

Me: which den should we pick?
Player 1: Bison Peak is the closest.
(Player 2 joins the game)
Player 2: who is the mother?
Me: there is no mother, we are just raising pups.
Player 2: I WILL BE THEIR MOTHER!
Player 1: they don't have a mother.
Player 2: I am their mother.
Me: we can raise them together, though.
Player 1: this is not a roleplay.
Player 2: Okay. WHO'S THE FATHER?

Player 1 and I just gave up at that point, and after a little more of pestering the player seemed to stop for a while. Then the player either left or was kicked; I don't remember which one.

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Post by noir_187 » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:27 pm

yesterday i was on a server and i saw a wolf asking his mate, who had just given birth, "are they really mine?" this same wolf was also incredibly aggressive and always growled at everyone. (this rp had 2 separate romantic drama things going on with them, only involving the characters that were part of those relationships. it didn't really make new players feel very included in the rp lol...)

in another rp, one player had their wolf "claim" one of the dens by howling once, and my character was wandering around that area the next morning. the other wolf told my wolf to get out, and my wolf said she was not aware that this was anyone's territory (sure she may have heard a howl, but one howl isn't going to claim a territory), and that she didn't smell any marks so as far as she was concerned, this was free land. The other wolf then said, "I CLAIMED IT LAST NIGHT! DO YOU THINK I HAD TIME TO MARK IT?!"

also this character was a loner lol

and in yet another rp, i had just joined the server and the first thing i saw in the chat was someone describing how their wolf pushed another off a cliff and watched her fall to her death. it was pretty wild
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Post by Wolfyyy123 » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:40 pm

Wow that just wrong they should be respectful to other no matter what sorry had deal with that person

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Post by 44wolfquest » Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:11 pm

Well, here are some roleplays I've seen (Some of them are ridiculous)

Wolf RP- Fine. It's a wolf game I suppose. Wolf roleplays are fun sometimes! :wolf:

Dog RP- Yeah... That's pushing it a little...

Warrior Cats RP- I like warriors! But this is a wolf game...

Horse RP- Yeah. I think I would stop it there.

Zoo RP- A zoo???? Wolfquest takes place in the wild.

Werewolf RP- Umm... OK then????

Human/ High School RP: These are wolves not humans.

Lion RP: Seriously?????

Zootopia RP: WHA?????????????? :?
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Post by Pepper » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:02 pm

HamiltonRp

I would love to see that game in action.
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Post by ArgentsArrows » Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:33 pm

I was on a server earlier with one of my friends and the funniest thing ( for me, at least ) happened

we always have a good time, but for some reason today we were just full off bad jokes

We were hunting and this is basically what happened

Cal = Me
Rain = Her

Cal : who wants to hear a bad joke
Rain : sure, I love your bad jokes
Cal : what's the opposite of an incubus
Cal : an outcubus


and then a few minutes later

Cal : look at me standing next to this elk
Rain : what
Cal : look I'm elk size
Cal : Calypatric the elk sized wolf
Rain : wow
Cal : I stand at shoulder height look
elk : kicks my wolf because I got too close
Cal : the adventures of Cal, the elk sized wolf


and then ( last one I promise ) when we'd gotten the pups I got a little bored because we hadn't done what we usually do in a while
I accidentally pressed "p" and to cover up the fact that I didn't mean to claimed "Cal got so scared of Rain that she peed herself"

Rain : why are you peeing on me
Cal : where else will I pee
Rain : the trees, the grass, the den..
Cal : the pups
Rain : I dare you
Cal : turns wolf to stare directly at her as I pee on one of our pups
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Post by TimberRaven » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:33 am

OK, I'm kinda doing something... different, saying this, but the rules don't say that mates aren't allowed, it just says that romance, sex-oriented stuff, is not allowed. Think of that mate as your best, best friend, not your spouse. Anyway, I haven't unlocked text chat and mom's too protective to let me play private with strangers... :( Not until I'm 12, she said, then I can play private text chat with people I meet. So, correct me if I'm wrong, but I seriously don't think I ever read "Mates" in the Not Allowed section... just romance and vulgarness and saving spots for friends and stuff. Ever noticed that, peeps? I have! :P
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