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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by ArgentsArrows » Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:21 pm

TimberRaven wrote:OK, I'm kinda doing something... different, saying this, but the rules don't say that mates aren't allowed, it just says that romance, sex-oriented stuff, is not allowed. Think of that mate as your best, best friend, not your spouse. Anyway, I haven't unlocked text chat and mom's too protective to let me play private with strangers... :( Not until I'm 12, she said, then I can play private text chat with people I meet. So, correct me if I'm wrong, but I seriously don't think I ever read "Mates" in the Not Allowed section... just romance and vulgarness and saving spots for friends and stuff. Ever noticed that, peeps? I have! :P
I don't think this is the right topic to bring this up, but "mates" is implied with "gender oriented, romantic stuff". It's not used as a platonic term as much anymore.
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by TimberRaven » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:13 am

In phrase chat games people still try to roleplay. In phrase chat I've seen (not very funny, but the best I've seen) some random names...
CHEESYwaffles (Someone's very... unique with their food picks.)
plzjoinxphnt (A, no grammar, B, no... what?
pupssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (Ok, then.)
ImSolHooRU (By the way, it's who not hoo.)
XPhuntFLOPPYmoose (Uh... only mobile people can get behind that fence with ease.)
Loner|Or|Pack|RP (How can you RP in phrase chat??)
I|Smell|Bad (Your wolf or you?)
phrasechatrp (At least you know it's phrase chat.)
RPIFUCAN (That's what I'm talking about! XD A good RP name for phrase chat!)
No|Pup|Killing|Please (That was my game. Most of the people who joined were pup-drowners. DX)
LizzieDoNotJoin (Another one of my games... long story...)
foxeswithfire (My friend. Honestly, could you have better grammar?)
justjelly (Another friend. Come on, you have better grammar than THAT.)
IalphaUomega (Who wants to be omega and have a leader with bad grammar?)
HOTDOG (Uh.....)
leavemealone (When I looked there was only one player on and that was the host XD)
PlzKillMe (What? Who are you talking to??)
howoldru (I'm 1068435. That's my age. Your age is bad grammar. XD)
Edit: Found some more:
huntandddie (You seriously spelled die as ddie. Whatever... when I looked there was one player on. XD)
puppertime (To a coyote, you mean dinnertime! :oops: )
BEMEMEAT (NO!!! YOU CANNOT EAT ME!!! LOL)
ImAFox (Uh... ok then, but if people forget the name of the server you can't remind them you're a fox because it's phrase chat...)
CarabouRP (What on earth?)
KillMYPupsPLZ (UH...)
imaPOPstar (Ok. Never heard of any wolf popstars, though.)
IdareU2eet (Yay! I get 2 eet! :D )
floppymooseisinLR (Yeah, most of us know that.)
Edit: And here's an RP, even!
Solar: >Joins<
Me: Hi
Walvio: Yo
Solar: Hoi
Me: Hi
Walvio: yo again
Solar: <i>And...</i>
Me: OOH
Walvio: ...??
Solar: <color=red>Work! Work!</color>
Me: ?? ?? ??
Walvio: Mehh'
Solar: Start spamming so it will work
Me: What? Why?
Solar: Its broken
Walvio: like thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Solar: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
>We do this for like fifteen minutes and then Solar tries it out... it works!<
Solar: yay!
Me: R... a... i... n... b... ow!
Walvio: How do you do that?
>I explain, and somehow ending up changing Walvio's text "How do you do that?" to PURPLE!!<
Walvio: work[/black]
Me: No, you use parinthases "()" and /color instead of /black.
Walvio: Meh
Solar: It's broke again, let's spam!
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Noctis_ » Wed May 16, 2018 5:02 pm

I'm all for flavorful descriptions, but there are plenty of writers out there that not only take it way too far, but also fail to use most of their words (or grammar) correctly. Take these two roleplay posts I once read in a MP server, for example:

[Player]: She vigilanted her essenced permafrosted expansion, partisaned globoid's flickering apast each strained topiary.
[Player]: She Eroded at the Perished BitterRoot, Her 'Hessian-Like' Undercoat blanketing The Conspicuous protrusion of her Skeletal Silhouette.
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by TimberRaven » Wed May 16, 2018 10:07 pm

Noctis_ wrote:I'm all for flavorful descriptions, but there are plenty of writers out there that not only take it way too far, but also fail to use most of their words (or grammar) correctly. Take these two roleplay posts I once read in a MP server, for example:

[Player]: She vigilanted her essenced permafrosted expansion, partisaned globoid's flickering apast each strained topiary.
[Player]: She Eroded at the Perished BitterRoot, Her 'Hessian-Like' Undercoat blanketing The Conspicuous protrusion of her Skeletal Silhouette.
Heh, that hurt my eyes a little!

I've had some weird RPs that I forgot to post......
Me: >Joins<
Everyone: hi >go back to RP<
Me: I'll play as Starlight.. >sings in the RP<
Player1: >Sees wolf in territory< >Shoots ice spikes around Starlight, trapping her, then ripping out her throat<
Me: Oops I forgot to say I was immortal
Player1: Get your ___ out of my territory starlight
Player2: HEY NO CUSSING I WILL REPORT U
Me: I just joined... you didn't even describe
Player1: your in my territory so get out
Me: If I'm dead, how can I move?
Player1: u said you were immortal rrrrr
Player2: Host!
Host: Right here, watch'a need?
Player1: GET OUT OF MY TERRITORY, STARLIGHT!!!!
Me: It's LR, and if you're shooting ice spikes, what are you?
Player1: GET YOUR ____ ___ OUT OF THIS ______ GAME!!!
Host: >Immediately kicks Player1<
Everyone except Player1: >Have a nice RP and live happily ever after<

Holy baloney, like seriously... y u do this, people?
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Kereudio » Thu May 17, 2018 1:31 pm

Noctis_ wrote:I'm all for flavorful descriptions, but there are plenty of writers out there that not only take it way too far, but also fail to use most of their words (or grammar) correctly. Take these two roleplay posts I once read in a MP server, for example:

[Player]: She vigilanted her essenced permafrosted expansion, partisaned globoid's flickering apast each strained topiary.
[Player]: She Eroded at the Perished BitterRoot, Her 'Hessian-Like' Undercoat blanketing The Conspicuous protrusion of her Skeletal Silhouette.
what does this say in english
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Frodo1 » Thu May 17, 2018 3:15 pm

Okumuras wrote:
Noctis_ wrote:I'm all for flavorful descriptions, but there are plenty of writers out there that not only take it way too far, but also fail to use most of their words (or grammar) correctly. Take these two roleplay posts I once read in a MP server, for example:

[Player]: She vigilanted her essenced permafrosted expansion, partisaned globoid's flickering apast each strained topiary.
[Player]: She Eroded at the Perished BitterRoot, Her 'Hessian-Like' Undercoat blanketing The Conspicuous protrusion of her Skeletal Silhouette.
what does this say in english
If I'm not mistaken the first one is something like "she looked out across her territory" and the second is something like "she dug at the dead root, her ribs showing through her coarse fur" or something.
Then again, it's hard to tell XD
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by TimberRaven » Thu May 17, 2018 9:25 pm

Frodo1 wrote:
Okumuras wrote:
Noctis_ wrote:I'm all for flavorful descriptions, but there are plenty of writers out there that not only take it way too far, but also fail to use most of their words (or grammar) correctly. Take these two roleplay posts I once read in a MP server, for example:

[Player]: She vigilanted her essenced permafrosted expansion, partisaned globoid's flickering apast each strained topiary.
[Player]: She Eroded at the Perished BitterRoot, Her 'Hessian-Like' Undercoat blanketing The Conspicuous protrusion of her Skeletal Silhouette.
what does this say in english
If I'm not mistaken the first one is something like "she looked out across her territory" and the second is something like "she dug at the dead root, her ribs showing through her coarse fur" or something.
Then again, it's hard to tell XD
Yeah, I kinda half-saw that XD
Why do people have to use lots of big words when they can't actually.. use them? My eyes are bleeding !
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Noctis_ » Mon May 28, 2018 8:13 pm

Okumuras wrote:
Noctis_ wrote:I'm all for flavorful descriptions, but there are plenty of writers out there that not only take it way too far, but also fail to use most of their words (or grammar) correctly. Take these two roleplay posts I once read in a MP server, for example:

[Player]: She vigilanted her essenced permafrosted expansion, partisaned globoid's flickering apast each strained topiary.
[Player]: She Eroded at the Perished BitterRoot, Her 'Hessian-Like' Undercoat blanketing The Conspicuous protrusion of her Skeletal Silhouette.
what does this say in english
As far as I can discern, the first post is supposed to mean "She looked out [across some sort of space], her face expressionless, ears folding back against her head", and the second is something along the lines of "She laid down at the fallen tree, her coat covering her protruding skeleton (most likely ribcage, to imply the character is starving)".
Frodo1 wrote:If I'm not mistaken the first one is something like "she looked out across her territory"
I'd read "permafrosted expansion" as a face being described as cold/'frosty', implying expressionless-ness, but I can see that making sense as well.
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Post by TimberRaven » Tue May 29, 2018 9:32 pm

I almost reported someone today :mrgreen:
Anyway, here's an RP I had two days ago:
Friend: ~walks up to u~ "hi u single"
Me: "Greetings, young canine," he said (I was a male), sort of ignoring the female's sudden question.
Friend: "hi u wanna be my mate im single"
Me: "Excuse me, I think I need to go to the river," he said strangely, and trotted off.
Friend: ~growls~ "BE ME MATE OR ELSE~"~"~ (yes she did say ~"~"~)
Me: ~Walks back to the wolf and looks to the side~ "What a weird place to put a piano..."
Friend: ~slashes u buT T and kills u~
Me: You killed the host, now I am dead and must stop the server.
Me: >Ends game<
:lol: why...?! XDDDDDDDDD
And here's another one I had today:
Friend: Walks up and down the river
Me: Walks?)
Friend: *swims
Friend2: Runs to Nyx
Me: it be died.... >looks at dead elk<
Friend: it'll deeadd mosoe
Me: DIED CARCASS
Friend2: licks Nyx
Me: Why does the died lick me!
Friend: the moose lick nyx
Friend2: IM NOT A MOOSE AND I LICK U, NYX! (My wolf name was Nyx)
Me: :3 but died moose dead
Friend2: yeaaa dead moose died to be dead, duh
Friend: XD
Me: INSTANT FLIES THE GIANT FLYING POTATO SLUG JUST ATE DIED MOOSE...
Me: This bar walks into a bar, eating a bar, looking at bars and is a bar...
Me: ...And says something to do with bars...
Me: ...And is put behind bars... XD
Friend2: lol nyx
Friend: I WANT JOKES TEXT EM
Me: this RP is falling apart
Friend2: nyx
Me: yes, joey? (joey was Friend2's wolf name)
Friend: it's a name, captialize it please
Friend: *capitalzie
Friend: *capiticalize
Friend: *capitialize
Friend: UUUUGHH *capitialize
Me: I can't help but go haha, and joey did not capitalize her own wolf name so I can say joey
Friend2: ye
Friend: I guess... *hugs Shiki*
Me: SHIKI LEFT! AAAAAA
Friend2: why shiki job wyh (yes said "wyh")
Friend: I am not job, I am Bob!
Me: :| (Friend's wolf name was Cobbler)
Friend: wait no I am Chirp
Me: WHAT?!?!?!? NO I AM CHIRP!!!!
Friend2: who chirp
Me: CHIRP IS A THING I MADE UP! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT
Friend: ...i dunno, majic? Chirp's a thing
Me: But I only share it with someone else, and that is not you
Friend2: lalalala im bored
Friend: Chirp...
Me: *Hugs my Chirp* hi bro what up
Me: *Turns into Nyx and flies all the way to a died moose* IT BE DIED!!!
Friend2: I have to poo irl brb
Me, Friend: >Wait a moment to make sure Friend2's gone, then go< AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Friend2: back.. -_-

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Post by ForeverEverest » Sat Jun 02, 2018 9:10 am

Something kinda funny happened to me today.

I was using an elder wolf, intended to be 7 years old. I kept describing him with words like "scrawny" and "scruffy", yet someone called him "cute".
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Post by Black Burn » Sat Jun 02, 2018 9:15 am

↑ oh my gosh.. Timber..

So I got a few from a month ago...

Me: "You'll have to catch me first!" -runs really fast-
Player3: -chases after Fire- (I Fire)
Me: gallops faster with pups-
Player2: "I have an idea" -runs in random direction-
Player3: -people surround Fire-
Me: -gallops past people-
Player3: -in jeeps-
Me: Dodge's would be faster) (I love Dodge)
Player3: ....

Yeah... I find that funny
Next one (same game)

Player3: I just remembered my rock!)
Player2: "go get it quick!"
Player3: -grabs mighty rock-
Me: DOm?!)
Player3: ?
Player2: ?
Player1: ?
Me: inside joke on the forums)

At that time Dom had his rock av, and it was just.... Yeah..
I don't have very funny roleplays...



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Post by TimberRaven » Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:40 pm

^Heh, they kinda humorous, made me chuckle x)
I had the worst RP yet yesterday, and this weirdo player kept trying to play as me... we had just defeated a rival pack, so some of us were injured.
Player: Nyx: *dies*
Me: For Timber's sake, I did not die!
Player2: "I need more cobwebs! Anyone still have some Warrior Cats herbs?" -he looked around and poked his nose into the bag of herbs, then puts the last cobwebs on Crow's cuts-
Me: ~Walks to River (Player2)~ "I found a beehive, will honey help?"
Player2: "Yes, thank you Nyx, bring some here."
Player: *Grins* Nyx: *Bites Crow and kills him*
Me: Would you please stop that?) ~She brought some honey to River, a few bees had stung her, but she was okay~
Player2: "Thank you, Nyx."
Friend: stays still (Crow)
Me: "No problem!" ~Rubs mud on the bee stings~
Player: Nyx: *Grabs a sword and kills Crow* "Nyx stop that, Imma report u"
Me and Player2: stOp
Friend: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyway, it was kinda like that the whole time, until Player got really irritating and was kicked off the server, and obnoxious "nightlite" filled his spot. She kept SPAMming the Y button for no apparent reason, just to make our ears bleed and fall off and then some. And she was kicked too. Then a pup joined, which got killed pretty quick and left. Gosh.
Eventually, I somehow managed to die... everyone got sad and I left the RP, I was done with the whining!!
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Post by 2wolf22 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:06 pm

I haven't been to any crazy roleplays, but there are really weird ones at 1 in the morning. I stayed up that late once. :)

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Post by XxDestinyHeartxX » Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:57 am

Pepper wrote:HamiltonRp

I would love to see that game in action.
Okay, I love Hamilton and all, but this is kinda weird....

Probably the weirdest RP experience I had was one where it was a Raise Pup RP world, and the mom of the pups accused her mate of cheating on her with my wolf cause, “She looks like the pups.” I explained that actually, pups don’t have all the coat colors. Also, your mate looks like them too. (The mate and I had pretty much the same skin although I had messed with sliders. Also, this was with my OC Silver.)
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Post by TimberRaven » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:03 pm

These are my most recent roleplays I had with my friends...
I RPed a wraith wolf
I RPed a cannibalistic pear that the other players rode on (yas I did because I wanted to have fun XD)
I RPed a dinosaur (I hated it XD)
I RPed a wolf who somehow... got.. turned into a demon but somehow ended up as mates with someone else? Eeg
I RPed a cat
I RPed an angel.... oh noodle I hated that game XDDD
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