I almost reported someone today
Anyway, here's an RP I had two days ago:
Friend: ~walks up to u~ "hi u single"
Me: "Greetings, young canine," he said (I was a male), sort of ignoring the female's sudden question.
Friend: "hi u wanna be my mate im single"
Me: "Excuse me, I think I need to go to the river," he said strangely, and trotted off.
Friend: ~growls~ "BE ME MATE OR ELSE~"~"~ (yes she did say ~"~"~)
Me: ~Walks back to the wolf and looks to the side~ "What a weird place to put a piano..."
Friend: ~slashes u buT T and kills u~
Me: You killed the host, now I am dead and must stop the server.
Me: >Ends game<
And here's another one I had today:
Friend: Walks up and down the river
Friend2: Runs to Nyx
Me: it be died.... >looks at dead elk<
Friend: it'll deeadd mosoe
Me: DIED CARCASS
Friend2: licks Nyx
Me: Why does the died lick me!
Friend: the moose lick nyx
Friend2: IM NOT A MOOSE AND I LICK U, NYX! (My wolf name was Nyx)
Me: :3 but died moose dead
Friend2: yeaaa dead moose died to be dead, duh
Me: INSTANT FLIES THE GIANT FLYING POTATO SLUG JUST ATE DIED MOOSE...
Me: This bar walks into a bar, eating a bar, looking at bars and is a bar...
Me: ...And says something to do with bars...
Me: ...And is put behind bars... XD
Friend2: lol nyx
Friend: I WANT JOKES TEXT EM
Me: this RP is falling apart
Me: yes, joey? (joey was Friend2's wolf name)
Friend: it's a name, captialize it please
Friend: UUUUGHH *capitialize
Me: I can't help but go haha, and joey did not capitalize her own wolf name so I can say joey
Friend: I guess... *hugs Shiki*
Me: SHIKI LEFT! AAAAAA
Friend2: why shiki job wyh (yes said "wyh")
Friend: I am not job, I am Bob!
(Friend's wolf name was Cobbler)
Friend: wait no I am Chirp
Me: WHAT?!?!?!? NO I AM CHIRP!!!!
Friend2: who chirp
Me: CHIRP IS A THING I MADE UP! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT
Friend: ...i dunno, majic? Chirp's a thing
Me: But I only share it with someone else, and that is not you
Friend2: lalalala im bored
Me: *Hugs my
Chirp* hi bro what up
Me: *Turns into Nyx and flies all the way to a died moose* IT BE DIED!!!
Friend2: I have to poo irl brb
Me, Friend: >Wait a moment to make sure Friend2's gone, then go< AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Friend2: back.. -_-