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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Kimchiz » Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:30 pm

Binesi - Thunderbird wrote:The one day I got enough courage to open up an actual chat...

Faolan Rip-Off: I'm eclipse a grr irl (girl) with silver fur and emerald green eyes. Raised by a cheetah with a twisted paw pad.
Me: Isn't that like Wolves of the Beyond? And, how did you even get a cheetah to raise you? No cheetahs near here at all...
Faolan Rip-Off: Oh for crying out loud I'm nothing like em (him.) Em was raised by a bear not a cheetah!
Me: The chat title says realistic you do know that, right?
Faolan Rip-Off: It's my chat I can do whatever I want. Your breaking my chat rules cause your realistic!
Me: I opened the chat you uh, kinda joined in and said a bunch of fantasy things...
Faolan Ripe-Off: I'm closing the chat to prove this it my chat!
Faolan Rip-Off disconnects.
Me: I'm still here...
Faolan Rip-Off Re-joins.
Faolan RIp-Off: You hawker! You hawked my chat so you can control it! I'm reporting for being a hawker!
Me: I opened the chat...
Faolan Rip-Off: Runs at cheetah speed because my fake mother taught me how to. Goes to Ginger (me)
Me: Ok then...
Faolan Rip-Off: Twisted paw pad gives me even faster speed. Leaps in the air at Ginger (me) then sinks giant, bear like claws into chest ripping heart.
Me: Uh... Bye!
I close the chat.

Never did open a chat since then...
That is hilarious. Never have I ever seen one like that in my life XDD
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by HappygirlXD » Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:06 pm

Oh my waffles. I've seen very bad chats. Just too perverted to post here...O.o The creepers online.

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Post by dougwolve » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:04 am

Wolf1: Faith!
Me: Wolf!
wolf2: did you bring the fiber
Me: Yes...no...
Wolf1: Faith! WHY NOES!
Me: i was hungry
Wolf1: clips jumper cables to tail
Wolf2,and me: eyes widen
wolf1: WHat!
me: ugh what the jumper cables for
Wolf1:there special
me: BRB ordering the fiber blaster
Wolf2:of course
Me: OMG THEY GOT A FIBER NUKE!!!!!!
-awkrawd silence-
me: theres FEATHERS IN MY CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wolf1: UGH...OK

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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Koroda » Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:30 pm

One day, a loner came to my pack's territory.
Wolf 1- loner
Wolf 2- pack member
Koroda- me

Wolf 1- Strides into territory, smelling a carcass.
Koroda- Um, wolf 2, we got intruders.
Wolf 2- Ugh, I have to go.
Koroda- Oh no, not with this loner around.
Wolf 2- Ill ask if I can stay. Brb.
Wolf 1- Sees a carcass.
Koroda- Dashes to the carcass and sees intruder.
Wolf 1- Goes to carcass.
Koroda- This is pack property, there are food shortages you know.
Wolf 1- Growls at wolf and knocks it over.
Koroda- Um...
Wolf 1- Rips open throat.
Koroda- You cant do that. No killing allowed.
(At this time I wonder how a starving loner can kill a strong, full pack wolf)
Wolf 2- Back. I can stay!
Koroda- Yay! But we have intruders, help!
Wolf 2- Goes to wolf.
Wolf 1- Runs away.

Another RP:
Wolf 1- Im so hungry, eats a car.
Wolf 2- Gives Wolf 1 an elephant.
Koroda- Gives Wolf 1 a man-eating shark.
Wolf 1- Eats elephant and shark.
Wolf 2- Lol, eat the sun.
Wolf 1- eats the sun.
Koroda- Um, here's a challenge: Eat the world.
Wolf 1- Eats the world.
Koroda- Um, this is gatting random...

Hmm... Here are some weird chats I have seen:
Killers (Im sure killings against the rules)
NoHunting ( do you go there and not hunt)
NoWolvesRP (This is a wolf game)
Fish\ ocean RP (um...)
RP ( What is this about??)
PleaseCome (Why? I dont know what its about!)
PlaneCrashRP ( What? Are you in a plane that crashes? What?)
NinjaPotato (I don't know what to say... I don't know what this is...)
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Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by riderwolf4444 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:27 am

A wolf enters the chat room
The wolf: How do you get a den?
Me: You need a mate
The wolf: yeah
Me: and then you need to look and the map and the green areas mark where the dens are!
The wolf: ok
Me: oh, and you have to be in Slough Creek.
The wolf: oh...
Me: You were in Amethyst mountain weren't you?
The wolf: ... Yes ...
The wolf then left the chat room
  • Post Merge
not meaning to spam but i just remembered more.

Wolf 1 enters
wolf 2: hi
Wolf 3: yo
Me: Carrots!
Wolf 1: ...
Me: I AM NOT MAD!
wolf 1 leaves

me: Having flash back, being attacked in flash back
Random wolf: Jumps in a saves wolf
Me: umm Im in a flash back...
Random wolf: yeah, i was there
Me: I don't think you were
Random wolf: I saved you!
Me: no, I died in flash back.
Random wolf: Then I led you to starclan! (Its was a warriors rp)
Me: No, some other person did.
Random wolf: Two people led you there!
Me: This is my dramatic flash back, you were not there, ok?
Wolf1: I like this movie
Wolf2: *grabs popcorn*
Random wolf: look deeper and you'll find I was there
Me: oh my cheese! you were not there!
Wolf2: *muttering* Where's the romance?
Random wolf: See's charlie
Me: there's no one there
Random wolf: Charlie! *kisses* I missed you!
Me: ...
Wolf1: lol
Wolf2: I wan't violence!
Wolf 1: yeah violence!
Me: *Glares at wolf1 and wolf2*
Random wolf: *Charlie dissapears* what?
Me: ...
Random wolf: sees army of wolf in armor, gets angry and attacks.
Me: your just doing what the watchers want you to do aren't you?
Random wolf: Kills loads of wolves. more come
Me: HOW MANY MORE WOLVES ARE GONNA INTRUDE MY FLASH BACK?!
Wolf 1 and wolf 2: lols
Random wolves: kills all wolves
Me: you said you have wings, why not just fly away?
Random wolf: Im gonna have my own flash back!
Me: ok
Wolf1: I gonna go buy this movie!
Wolf2: Hurry!
*Random wolf goes and does really weird things whilst Wolf1 and wolf2 marvel over their new movie*
Random wolf leaves
Wolf1: Finally!
Wolf2: That was strange...
Me: I won!
Wolf 1: congratulations
Me: Victory dance!
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Masika » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:17 am

Please do not double post, riderwolf4444; if you wish to add something, then please use the edit button ^^ Cheers!
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Post by Talwiny » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:47 am

Here are a few chat names:

MeatWanted --> But... there are carcasses everyere!
WereorVampRP --> Uh...?
Deerp --> I entered this one thinking with was a "derp rp"... i was very, very wrong... (they were DEERS)
HarryPotterRP --> This is a WOLF game, not from magic humans!
MacMeCrazy --> O.O (i was going to report if i remembered the players name...)
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Post by Croix » Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:23 pm

I was in a random server, and I suppose two people were planning on having pretend pups. One of them said "We can skip nine months...". You know, because wolves really have the same gestation period as humans, not the normal 3 - 4 month gestation period of other canines.

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Post by riderwolf4444 » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:47 am

SilverHybrid wrote:Please do not double post, riderwolf4444; if you wish to add something, then please use the edit button ^^ Cheers!





Yeah, just then I had no idea there WAS an edit button, sorry about that!
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Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Post by Croix » Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:37 pm

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1857/farmerlulz.png
Apparently farmers have herds of elk, not cattle.

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Post by Oceansong-Direwolf » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:55 pm

I've been to a few strange Roleplays, and I've gotten quotes from people who tell why they are doing that Roleplay. I'll share them with you.

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Green: Quote from people in that Roleplay
Italics: My comments

WereVampHumanRP: "It's extremely easy to picture yourself as a were wolf, human, or other fantasy thing. Whoever can't is a huge rock." So sensible people are all huge rocks now if they can't picture a wolf avatar as a werewolf, human, or vampire? Oh wow.
HarryPotterRP: "It's impossible not to picture yourself as Harry Potter in this game." Maybe for you it's impossible, but for the rest of us, it's possible.
HumanTeenRP: "If we are all humans, that means we have to RP as humans. It's stupid that a human wouldn't RP as a human." Yeah? Well some of us think it's stupid that you would Roleplay as a human on a wolf game!
HorseRP: "Horses are more beautiful than wolves, so it's good that horses get attention even here." While horses are beautiful, this is a wolf game. Be a wolf. Roleplay as a horse somewhere else.
WarriorCatsRP: "Wolves are terrible creatures, and the Warrior cats series is awesome! That's why it makes more sense RPing noble Warrior cats and not terrible wolves!" Wolves are not terrible, they are very good creatures. And even though I Roleplay Warriors on here, I don't think of them being better than wolves.

LOL, I went to more servers, but I can't remember them all. Some people are just ridiculous. xD
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Post by Tita » Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:06 am

Oceansong-Direwolf wrote:I've been to a few strange Roleplays, and I've gotten quotes from people who tell why they are doing that Roleplay. I'll share them with you.

Key
Bold: Title of Roleplay
Green: Quote from people in that Roleplay
Italics: My comments

WereVampHumanRP: "It's extremely easy to picture yourself as a were wolf, human, or other fantasy thing. Whoever can't is a huge rock." So sensible people are all huge rocks now if they can't picture a wolf avatar as a werewolf, human, or vampire? Oh wow.
HarryPotterRP: "It's impossible not to picture yourself as Harry Potter in this game." Maybe for you it's impossible, but for the rest of us, it's possible.
HumanTeenRP: "If we are all humans, that means we have to RP as humans. It's stupid that a human wouldn't RP as a human." Yeah? Well some of us think it's stupid that you would Roleplay as a human on a wolf game!
HorseRP: "Horses are more beautiful than wolves, so it's good that horses get attention even here." While horses are beautiful, this is a wolf game. Be a wolf. Roleplay as a horse somewhere else.
WarriorCatsRP: "Wolves are terrible creatures, and the Warrior cats series is awesome! That's why it makes more sense RPing noble Warrior cats and not terrible wolves!" Wolves are not terrible, they are very good creatures. And even though I Roleplay Warriors on here, I don't think of them being better than wolves.

LOL, I went to more servers, but I can't remember them all. Some people are just ridiculous. xD
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Post by SitkaSoul » Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:35 pm

lightshadowwolf223 wrote:
Croix wrote:Meats is the current term, yup yup.
Anywho... I personally think most multiplayer roleplays are amusing. Since most don't really seem to know realistic facts about wolves or Yellowstone itself.


            • Multiplayer Logic
  • "Wolfs" is the proper plural form of wolf.
    Cow elk are deer.
    Bull elk are moose.
    Hunters are everywhere in Yellowstone.
    Wolves are able to feel human emotions.
    Most wolves are either black or white with strange markings.
    Jewelry and feather accessories are quite popular.
    Blue/green/purple/mood changing eyes are common.
    Wolves are able to grow hair and bangs.
What I've learned from MP roleplays. xD
Have to agree there...
I saw this one wolf that said:Kills fifty thousand humans with one bark.
Yet another one of my blank faced moments. :mrgreen:
And as for the hair and stuff most people get that from FH.
(Feralheart).
I don’t stuff like that. I mean, I am 100% against hunting (I know there aren’t hunters in Yellowstone) but why all the kill people rps? It’s like … you do realize you’re not a wolf, don’t you? Stuff like this happens on deviant art all the time. I can understand having a favorite animal, but I don’t get hating who you are :/
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Post by DragonflySpirit » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:58 pm

I have ran into so many humorous roleplay moments:
  • A plane dropping motorcyclists.
  • A wolf with a necklace that could take away blindness.
  • A wolf eating plant seeds then becoming fully healed, no matter how they were hurt.
  • A leaf roleplay, everyone started to blow away in the wind.
  • A wolf dance party.



... xD

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Post by Oceansong-Direwolf » Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:09 pm

DragonflySpirit wrote:•A leaf roleplay, everyone started to blow away in the wind.
Lol, I've been in a server similar to that. People were rocks, leaves, sticks, even grains of sand, and they claimed it was fun! xD So, as a joke, I said I would be a raindrop. They took me so seriously and they were mad when I said I was joking...

I once walked into a server where people were attacking each other because their "mates" apprently cheated on each other. O.o They all screamed at me to leave and someone said, "You could stay if you understood us." I really don't know why all that stuff was going on, and I sure didn't stay long. I hate it when stuff like that happens.
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