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Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:46 pm
by Ffeion
(MP stands for multiplayer, just in case anyone didn't know. xP)

Have you ever joined a game, with something friendly like, "All welcome" then all of a sudden, these unrealistic silly posts come out of absolutely nowhere, you have no idea to react and no idea if this isn't even aloud!

So, now, tell me, have you ever seen these posts or have you ever created any in the past that might humour us all, and maybe even yourself!

Rules: (I hate 'em to but they has to be there)
3. Please, keep it appropriate. Please don't talk about meats. (I think that is the new word people are using for mates now-a-days.)
2. Follow forum guildlines ect ect.
1. Have fun and stuffs


Disclaimer:
Sorry if there is a topic similar and/or this is in the wrong place! Lock/move if there is/it is. ^^

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:45 pm
by Croix
Meats is the current term, yup yup.
Anywho... I personally think most multiplayer roleplays are amusing. Since most don't really seem to know realistic facts about wolves or Yellowstone itself.


            • Multiplayer Logic
  • "Wolfs" is the proper plural form of wolf.
    Cow elk are deer.
    Bull elk are moose.
    Hunters are everywhere in Yellowstone.
    Wolves are able to feel human emotions.
    Most wolves are either black or white with strange markings.
    Jewelry and feather accessories are quite popular.
    Blue/green/purple/mood changing eyes are common.
    Wolves are able to grow hair and bangs.
What I've learned from MP roleplays. xD

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:31 pm
by Oceansong-Direwolf
I often come across hilarious things on WolfQuest. For example, I see this often-

Wolf1- races into the deer herd
Wolf1- leaps at deer and starts hunting a moose but not one of the deer
Me- That is an elk herd, and that bull isn't a moose, it's a bull elk. Those cows are elk, not deer.
Wolf1- you dont know any thing so who are you talking too ! ! !
Me- That's an elk herd, go to the forums and look it up.
Wolf1- wolf quest has no forums. anyways i am rping!
Wolf1- tries to hunt but a hunter shoots me and i die
Me- There are no hunters in Yellowstone...
Wolf1- yes there is
Wolf1- rp
Me- I refuse to RP with someone who doesn't even know about the animal they are RPing as. Or the place they are RPing in.
Me- DISCONNECTS

Here are a few things they did wrong-
  • - Went into a "deer" herd with a bull "moose" leading it. Actually, that is an elk herd with a bull elk leading it. No deer, no moose.
    - There are, in fact, no hunters in Yellowstone. Pretty sure that's illegal.
    - WolfQuest does have forums.

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:36 pm
by Stained
I feel the urge to nod wisely, but that would be roleplaying...
ANYWAYS

I'm just going to list all the Rps I've seen, then a few other odd things i've heard in MP.

WolfRp (Logical.)
DogRP (Stretching it?)
WerewolfRP (Er...)
VampireRP (What?)
Highschool/HumanRP (...)
DragonRP (How are you supposed to even fly?)
Cat/Warrior Cat RP (I'm a fan, [well, used to be, before all the cats turned into morons.] but really? You're allowed to RP on their forums. Go there.)
PowerRP (Eh?)
LionRP (In all this green?)
ElkRP (What the fudgesicle?)
HorseRP (No. Just... No.)
Harry PotterRP (I'm a fan of Harry Potter, [I'm sad it's all over. MY CHILDHOOD {Well, not ALL of my childhood... anyways} but still. WOLFEH GAME DOESETH NOT EQUAL HUMAN GAME.]
BirdRP (Again, how do you fly?)


Anyways, I've heard on Multiplayer that there's a dead bear with a gun next to it and blood all over. :roll: And I met this one guy who said he had WolfQuest 3 and he had a pack of 10 wolves that would come and kill our wolves, but he decided to spare us. I cracked up. He also said that it was an adventure game where humans and hunters had taken over " this wolf land" and when I said Yellowstone was protected, he left, saying he had to "tend to his pack." I'm pretty sure I reported him.

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:44 pm
by Oceansong-Direwolf
Stained wrote:Cat/Warrior Cat RP (I'm a fan, [well, used to be, before all the cats turned into morons.] but really? You're allowed to RP on their forums. Go there.)
I find myself going to Warrior Cats RolePlays. I find them fun, even though some people don't know the first thing about the Warrior Cats. I just find it fun because of the names, Clans, places for the Clans, and other stuff you can come up with.

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:07 pm
by Stained
Mm. I've been dragged into a couple by my buddy in real life, (whom happens to have an account on WolfQuest) and I'll admit they're not nearly as bad as the other kinds of RPs. Still, I don't see why they're playing a cat roleplay on a wolf game.

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:16 pm
by Wolfiedude101
Alongside the cat RPs, I've seen horses and humans RPs and even My Little Pony RPs. Not to mention a couple years ago there was that huge spur of Twilight RPs.

MP RPs have taught me that every wolf was abandoned tragically as a pup and has a terrible sobstory and has anger issues ;)

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:51 pm
by Howling Fang
there was one weird rp that i remember that happened to me

1 wolf- what do you want to do
2 wolf- wanna hunt
3 wolf- sure lets go
me "pulls out sword, lets slay them all
4 wolf- what???
me- take sheild out and attacks with sword- ahh
3 wolf- where did you get the sword
1 wolf-...
me- my sword case
1 wolf- o.k.
3 wolf- put the sword away fang
me- fine
2 wolf- so are we hunting
me- "takes out sword" help me with the war with elk"runs toward elk" "dragon flys by and jumps on horse going after it"
4 wolf- you mean elk
me- no horse " slays dragon and dragons family"
2 wolf- poor dragons--- There was a few more dragon fight and it turned into magic and stuff with more swords and stuff and soon ended

there is supposed to be more but i forgot most of it

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:56 pm
by lightshadowwolf223
Croix wrote:Meats is the current term, yup yup.
Anywho... I personally think most multiplayer roleplays are amusing. Since most don't really seem to know realistic facts about wolves or Yellowstone itself.


            • Multiplayer Logic
  • "Wolfs" is the proper plural form of wolf.
    Cow elk are deer.
    Bull elk are moose.
    Hunters are everywhere in Yellowstone.
    Wolves are able to feel human emotions.
    Most wolves are either black or white with strange markings.
    Jewelry and feather accessories are quite popular.
    Blue/green/purple/mood changing eyes are common.
    Wolves are able to grow hair and bangs.
What I've learned from MP roleplays. xD
Have to agree there...
I saw this one wolf that said:Kills fifty thousand humans with one bark.
Yet another one of my blank faced moments. :mrgreen:
And as for the hair and stuff most people get that from FH.
(Feralheart).

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:22 am
by Floofysaur
yeah everyone says the elk herd including the bull are a different kind of mammal O.o moose, caribou etc.
here's what i been lately, light shadow you know my rps, apparently including the power players, but this was random and weird.


me: walks along the forest grounds-
wolf2: No Hunting! I crash!
wolf3: she, is in the forest lol
wolf2: no she, said grounds! get out of there you____!
me: excuse me? watch your mouth, and look on the maps... if I was in the grounds, you would be glitching, and sorry but i crash legit critically, so don't worry.
wolf2: I'm gonna report you, but first I shall kill you!
wolf3: lol you can't report here.
me: smirks and lays down in the open and watches the valley-
wolf2: runs towards snarling, wait where are you! i see you near the herd! -player disconnects-
me: haha wow, i must be glitching or something Grins:D
wolf3: that person was weird. and eh said___ which didn't maxs sense haha
wolf2 connects:
wolf2: Where was I...
me: hey look whose back... haha
wolf2: keep laughing, I have you on camera you jerk.
me: smiles: oh look I broke the lens
wolf3: lol!
wolf2: this isn't funny, im gonna show this to wolf quest and you'll get banned!
me: for what? I'm just role playing, and your the one swearing and saying i was in hunting grounds when im literally across the river, in the Douglas slopes.
wolf2: sure, i see you there now, but you were in hunting grounds... and i crashed cuz you wouldn't move!
wolf3: no, you crashed because you entered the grounds silly lol
wolf2:___! your such a ___!
me: whoa, captures with screen shot. do you talk to your mother with that mouth?
wolf2: your a fail in life! be prepared... cuz im not fooling around you___!
me: wow, thats great, you just gave me the best day ever thank you!
wolf3: lol, you sure have a problem, no wonder the filter is always baning words...
wolf2: i wonder why, since people like you irritate others!
-wolf2 disconnects-


Sorry for the block of text...this is really what happened tho, the words i kept out...well I'll keep that away, since it was really bad words.

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:25 am
by Croix
I just saw a roleplay where people were calling Amethyst Mountain "the desert".
It has a name you know, nor is it a desert.

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:10 pm
by lightshadowwolf223
Croix wrote:I just saw a roleplay where people were calling Amethyst Mountain "the desert".
It has a name you know, nor is it a desert.
Lols i saw one RP like ten minutes ago and every one was calling slough creek the big crater in a wolf RP i was like: What? Then they said: Lets hunt a deer or caribou i said: Were are those at? They said: in the hunting grounds. Me: no no no those are elk. one person says: your not very bright are you? Those are too big to be elk.i said: nope read the name tags. Them: the name tags are wrong i know more than a game! i started laughing and then they said they were going to report me. I just laughed more until they left. Then i felt like passing out from lack of oxygen after laughing so hard. :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen:

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:22 pm
by Stained
lol. I saw someone call Slough Creek "The wilds."
...?

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:33 pm
by Leafali
I was roleplaying, and then...

[I go and hunt an elk by myself, and then run back to the rest of the wolves]
Me: anyone want to hunt with me?
Wolf 1: sure!
Wolf 2: no hunting, you [bleep]! My computer will crash!
Me: I just hunted and it didn't.
Wolf 2: You didnt just hunt.
Me: Yes, I did. Come on, wolf 1. follow me.
[We succesfuly hunt an elk]
Me: Yay! we got it!
Wolf 1: yay! lets eat
Wolf 2: You [bleep] ... [bleep] now im gonna crash!

Me: You didn't crash.
Wolf 2: Im going to report you!
Me: For what?
Wolf 1: For hunting?
Wolf 2: Yes! dont hunt you [bleep]


Unfortunatly, I don't remember the players username. Somehow they got past the filters!
They said the A word, and the S word. A word twice, S word once. D:

Re: Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:27 pm
by lightshadowwolf223
Leafali wrote:I was roleplaying, and then...

[I go and hunt an elk by myself, and then run back to the rest of the wolves]
Me: anyone want to hunt with me?
Wolf 1: sure!
Wolf 2: no hunting, you [bleep]! My computer will crash!
Me: I just hunted and it didn't.
Wolf 2: You didnt just hunt.
Me: Yes, I did. Come on, wolf 1. follow me.
[We succesfuly hunt an elk]
Me: Yay! we got it!
Wolf 1: yay! lets eat
Wolf 2: You [bleep] ... [bleep] now im gonna crash!

Me: You didn't crash.
Wolf 2: Im going to report you!
Me: For what?
Wolf 1: For hunting?
Wolf 2: Yes! dont hunt you [bleep]


Unfortunatly, I don't remember the players username. Somehow they got past the filters!
They said the A word, and the S word. A word twice, S word once. D:


Yeah to get past the filter they just put , after the words like: she, and boy, i see it all the time.