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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by 8900 » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:52 am

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8900 wrote:Thank you ^^
You're welcome, but please make sure your posts contain no less than three words (not including smilies/emoji), as anything less is considered SPAM outside of three specific forums in the Other Topics category. ^^;
Ah, ok I forgot about that. Thanks again XP

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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by Pepper » Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:47 am

Here is the last month's collection of funny things I run across in the chat logs as I review the reports:

Details Matter
player1: - casually gets hot in hoodie and turns the fan on instead of taking it off a XD ))

Middle School Humor Always Wins the Internet
player1: "If honey bees make honey. What kind of bees make milk? ... Booob-bees.")
player2: That's a good joke)

****

player1: You guys clearly don't have a diploma in animal husbandry. *coughs*)
player2: XD)
player3: XD)
player4 lol)
player5: I'm still in middle school, obviously not)"

When Someone Shows Up in the Same Outfit
player: Player2 you stole my other wolfs name pls change it and dont ever wear it again -.-)

If Only I Had Learned the Language of Romance IRL
player: He said 'I wouldn't stay if I didn't love you," but he said it in French.))

Some Languages Are Better Suited for Online Chat than Others
player1: bonjor means hi in French
player1:I know that because my dad was in Montreal
player2: i just know ASL

Google Translate Fail
player1: Hunting for an elk.
player2: Moose are crocheted

Well Said!
player1: I would rather be nice than “lit”

Sorry, Missed that One
player: Did any of u fat heads read my message that u we're all LOSERS

Testing Darwin's Theory
player: Speaking of horror, if I don't come back after Halloween.... I was kinda invited to a party where we
player: go explore her sewer system)"

So Many Kinds of Deserts
player:: Sandy hot desert or yummy cake after supper desert?)

Essentials
player1: 10 things i can't live without; boys, friends, Addidas Shoes, WolfQuest, math, LIIFE

When Google Leaves You Stranded
player1: Can I get genders? ~Femora~)
[time passes]
player1@username has left the game.
player2: what does femora mean??
player3: don't know lol
player4 Idk
player2: i will look it up on google
player2: google is to confused to know
player2: google dont know
player3: wow and I thought Google knew everything"

Friends Like These...
player1: Quit, honestly you BOTH are being stupid, i sick of people like you player2 ...I am a friend of the dev>
player2: XD sure you are.
player3: I didnt know that Player1
...
player1: Devs, and i hate people doing stuff like this...
...
[A little while later...player1: got a warning for in-game language/behavior from his dev friends.]

They Check In
player1:They are watching me.. we must seek shelter. XD)
player1: Those are admins.)
...
player1: If someone reported this server.. or me..)
player1: They check in..)"
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by wolfluvr101 » Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:44 pm

Pepper wrote: Google Translate Fail
player1: Hunting for an elk.
player2: Moose are crocheted
All I picture is a crocheted moose in the game wandering around and I am dying. The next MotL maybe?
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

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  • Beautiful.
    Absolutely beautiful omg.
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by PearlyReborn » Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:50 am

These never fail to make me laugh, especially the animal husbandry, ASL and dev friends!
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by Phasoli » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:08 pm

I love how Google can't even place the meaning and origin of the word "Femora". When I searched it up, I found results for an anti-aging cream. X3
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by 8900 » Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:35 pm

Phasoli wrote:I love how Google can't even place the meaning and origin of the word "Femora". When I searched it up, I found results for an anti-aging cream. X3
Same, when I looked it up I found it was the plural of "femur" XD

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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by Phasoli » Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:22 pm

8900 wrote:
Phasoli wrote:I love how Google can't even place the meaning and origin of the word "Femora". When I searched it up, I found results for an anti-aging cream. X3
Same, when I looked it up I found it was the plural of "femur" XD
Ahaha, that's amazing.

The ASL one had me cracking up too. These are precious, haha.
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but it's also the place to go inside your head.
It's the imaginary friend you drink tea
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by perenril » Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:23 am

Google to the Rescue!
player1: If you're not literate, please leave.)
player2: Starting with player4 ...))
player3: 0-0
player3:what is literate?
player1: Please leave.)
player4: AHAHAHA I GOOGLED IT.} "
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by 8900 » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:27 pm

Almondere wrote:
Google to the Rescue!
player1: If you're not literate, please leave.)
player2: Starting with player4 ...))
player3: 0-0
player3:what is literate?
player1: Please leave.)
player4: AHAHAHA I GOOGLED IT.} "
This cracked me up XD
If this forum had a like button I'd hit it, but instead I'll just say "same." XD

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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by Pepper » Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:03 pm

Some more gems from the reports

Inexplicable Multiplayer Join
player: I can't work in groups, I'm sorry. : (

People Not to Date IRL
player: I usually get bored of my mate so yes I think they should be able to die

Low Opinion of Stepparents
player: I only worry that [a new mate] would be like an 5th Puppy you need to Take Care of

Except with Salt and Pepper
player: { I am player. You kicked me from your server because my character was … a cannibal. }

player: { Therfor, I don't like you. }

Not New Friends
player1: #Reported)
player2:Rude...)
player1: : Nope, you cussed.)
player2: Doesn’t matter XD)
player2: invites player1 to be friends. player1 check your profile when you leave the game.
player2: I didn’t mean to hit that opps)
player1: Lol,)
player2: I honesty don’t care JUST RP)
player1: I wasnt gonna accept anyway)

In Best Emperor Voice…
(game-name)
Risepuppys

Too Soon
player: Would it be way to early for player to be pregnant?)

Forbidden Love, Here I Come
♡PLAYER ♡: ok whatever we think we r doin forbidden love and I like attention soooooo XD ya know what+
♡PLAYER ♡: +dat means XD?)
player2: Oh dear god XD)
♡PLAYER ♡: GUESS FOR MEH
♡PLAYER ♡: FOR MEEEEEEHHH XD}
player3: Meep..)
player2:: -sigh- Forbidden love here I come...-heavy sigh-...XD)
♡PLAYER ♡: oh come ooooooonnnnnnn}
♡PLAYER ♡: u guys have to fight over me duh XDDDDDD
player2: Welp...XD)

Death is a Real Spoilt Sport

player1: Idk should I kick Death? He's not moving and might be a pup killer
...
player1: I kicked him 3 times and it won't make him leave..
...
player2: Death is floating too.
player1: Ugh some people just love to ruin things "

More Tool RPs
player: * I howled for wrench to come back*

Game-Name of the Day
ReadyButNotPrepared

Cuuuute Game-Name
PuppiesRadorable4ever

Sour Attitude
player: U have the meanness of a pickle

Admin Daydream

player1: : What the [badword]
player2: { Bad player1 }
player2: { -Hits player1 with newspaper.- }

Not Reading the Clues (aka When You are the Center of the Universe)

GAME NAME: RusRussianWolfShadow
player1: Can you guys speak English
player2: Не кикай его
player3: Ну да ну да
player2: Yes
player1: : Oh why are you talking that way then

Parents Who are WQ Fans
player: WolfQuest yep, keep up the GREAT work, my mother likes how you made a simulation of the wolf actually realistic!

Parents Who are Likely Not WQ Fans
player: brb Ace dad is telling me to go to bed, which I will totally not do XD)…just gotta hide the WQ from him till he leave mah room)"

Parent in La La Land
PARENT: I can steadfastly say that those conversations did not come from my child, given her age and upbringing. She does not even understand that sort of jargon, and does not speak in those contexts. She does not have that temperament. The only conclusion I can draw, is that somehow her account has been "hacked".

HACKER: “Hmmm what to do today?... I think I will hack into someone’s WQ account and have them chat naughty things to their packmates. It is going to be EPIC.”… cracks knuckles and gets to work…

La La Land Must Be Crowded
PARENT: I am sitting right next to her every time she has played this game and she has NEVER done anything inappropriate to break your rules… I do not see how it is possible when she plays right next to me on my second computer.
Admin: [Umm…here is the chat log?]

On the Ball Parent (Admin Loves You!)
PARENT: Thank you for the report, this issue has been addressed and will never happen again, if for some reason it does please let me know and I will remove her from Wolf Quest permanently.

Inappropriate Aunt
(email to Admin about report)
player: …that is my aunt and she is the one who made my account

Yeah It Is
(email to Admin about report)
player: this isn't the last you'll hear from player
[Account Disabled]

Purrrr…
player1: player2 you're not a cat please stop, it's a wolf rp not a cat you can't be a cat)
player1: okay?)
player1: it's getting a bit annoying having to tell you all the time...)
player2: climbed to a thick branch, curled up, and closed her eyes.

player2: invites player1 to be friends. player1 , check your profile when you leave the game."

Leftovers Again?
player:i look down at the carcass narroowing my eyes i wasn't impressed, with a reluctant sigh i dig in
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by Neamara » Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:08 pm

Pepper wrote:Yeah It Is
(email to Admin about report)
player: this isn't the last you'll hear from player
[Account Disabled]
I wonder what their reaction to their account being disabled was...
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by paperpaws » Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:59 pm

Pepper wrote:Low Opinion of Stepparents
player: I only worry that [a new mate] would be like an 5th Puppy you need to Take Care of
smart person given my experiences

These excerpts and the witty titles you give them never cease to brighten my day and entertain me immensely. I can't imagine the amount of patience you have to muster to deal with reports and emails, though!
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by SolitaryHowl » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:21 am

These are hilarious. Especially this one:
Pepper wrote: People Not to Date IRL
player: I usually get bored of my mate so yes I think they should be able to die
I'm bored of you, so you should just diiee
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Re: The Secret Life of WQ Admin

Post by 8900 » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:43 pm

Pepper wrote:Some more gems from the reports
Game-Name of the Day
ReadyButNotPrepared
That feels like a perfect life summary, thank you random game-namer (and thank you Pepper!) XD

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