So a wolf walks into a bar....

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So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by Kyuubi no yoko » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:54 pm

Heres the punchline
A wolf walked into a packed bar in Italy, ate a steak sandwich and walked out again. The wolf strolled into the bar at Villetta Barrea, near to the Abruzzo national park, and helped itself to a steak sandwich from a table.

Bar owner Giacinto Lorenzo, 43, said: "It sounds like the start of a bad joke, but it really happened. Everyone here knows what a wolf looks like and there was no mistaking this beast for a big dog. It was one of the wolves from the national park. It looked pretty thin and we guess it must have been suffering with the recent cold weather and the snow.

"Everyone was so frightened we couldn't move for about five minutes afterwards, but the wolf just sauntered out as if it was the most normal thing in the world."

Local authorities have sent a team (evidently braver than the patrons of the bar) to search for the wolf.
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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by ChocolateRain » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:17 pm

Wow... do you have a link to the article or something? lol

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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by Bellamy » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:20 pm

Quite amusing, but I wonder how that wolf came to be so unafraid of being around people.

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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by Kyuubi no yoko » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:36 pm

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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by ChocolateRain » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:45 pm

Bah, thought there would be a little more detail to it. Thanks for the post though, really interesting.

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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by breanna » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:17 am

i bet it was because people where feeding it and it got used to being around them!
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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by pawnee » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:17 pm

reminds me of the wolf in the story of St.Francis; in italy the people just accepted the wolf and the wolf never botherd the people.
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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by king1-7 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:31 pm

That's bad, in my opinion. Wild wolves should not be that accustomed to people. It's dangerous.

It also shouldn't have eaten that steak...now its taste buds are forever poisoned by human food. :|
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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by Blindseer » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:35 pm

the police are probably going to kill the poor wolf :cry:
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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by Spree » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:47 am

Wow i hope the wolf is ok
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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by tikomi » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:35 pm

Don't think of the worst when you don't know it for sure. Mabye because the wolf was in the national park, it has been handled by scientists and has adapted to people, to be in city streets and be afraid of people would spell certain death so it did what animals do best and adapted. It is probably ok, it wont be shot unless it killed someone
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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by Blindseer » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:56 pm

youd be surprised at what people will do. the police will kill it if they find it.
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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by Bellamy » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:31 am

That's considering the unlikely possibility that they haven't already heard of the wolf. I'm pretty sure the news of a wild animal walking into a bar full of people, eating a sandwich and then calmly leaving spreads pretty fast. If the police intend to kill it, they would've done it by now. I wouldn't be so cynical or misanthropic and jump to conclusions.

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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by Lyore » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:57 pm

Unless it actually bite or killed a human, he should be fine. They'll tranq him and just bring him back to the park. Eating human /food/ is fine. It's only worrisome if they take a bite out of an actual human. Don't be so down Blind! Many many times they just either stick the animal back where he came from, or find another, more suitable home some where further away from humans. *Hugs*

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Re: So a wolf walks into a bar....

Post by Blindseer » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:06 pm

I am just worried.. I hope thats what the police do. but down here the police just kill everything.. las time a panther walked into aa neighborhood the police shot it, and they had tranquilizers. same with a dog that go loos at my school.
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